Liebe, Lügen & Thermostate

Modern Marriage magazine cover, photorealistic editorial comedy. Jinks from first reference wearing emerald silk blouse, amused irritation expression, arms crossed. Mike from second reference wearing navy sweater and gray trousers, guilty confusion expression, holding a smartphone showing a smart home app. Background: malfunctioning luxury smart home living room — lights flickering, thermostat display showing 95°F, smart blinds half-open crooked, a smart-home technician in uniform looking at a tablet and scratching his head, a robot vacuum bumping into furniture. Magazine text: masthead 'MODERN MARRIAGE' top, main headline 'LOVE, LIES & THERMOSTATS', subtitle 'Jinks & Mike — When Smart Homes Get Dumb', 'TECH: Is Your House Gaslighting You?', 'RELATIONSHIPS: Who Controls the Temperature?', 'REVIEW: The Smartest Smart Home of 2026', 'October 2026'. Photorealistic editorial comedy, warm home lighting, humorous tech chaos, premium magazine composition.